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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>this is a blog for text posts, because everyone wants to know about my opinions. my regular blog, where i also post opinions (in tags), is upshot.</description><title>the universe is going to catch you</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lixstorm)</generator><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I DONT THINK THAT PPL UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I MAKE FUN OF HANNIBAL IT AINT WITH LOVE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I DONT THINK THAT PPL UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I MAKE FUN OF HANNIBAL IT AINT WITH LOVE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50775498062</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50775498062</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:34:32 -0400</pubDate><category>IM NOT LAUGHING W/ BRYAN FULER ON THIS ONE U KNOW</category><category>U KNOW</category></item><item><title>I FEEL LIKE ONCE UPON A TIME HAS BOUGHT THIS CRASHING WAVE OF PSEUDO SCI-FI/FANTASY UNIMPRESSIVENESS...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I FEEL LIKE ONCE UPON A TIME HAS BOUGHT THIS CRASHING WAVE OF PSEUDO SCI-FI/FANTASY UNIMPRESSIVENESS 2 OUR TELEVISIONS. NO ONE THANKS U, ONCE UPON A TIME&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50378814164</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50378814164</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 19:53:36 -0400</pubDate><category>I MAKE THIS POST LIKE IM NOT LIVING AND DYING FOR SLEEPY HOLLOW</category></item><item><title>ORPHAN BLACK ALLCAPS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I HATE PAUL BUT THE DUDE WHO PLAYS HIM IS LIKE OATMEAL-ATTRACTIVE AND IS ALSO CAPABLE OF &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;*PHYSICALITY*&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;SO PPL I FOLLOW ARE SUDDENLY LIKE, PAUL!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i dont want&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50312211221</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50312211221</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 22:28:05 -0400</pubDate><category>tv: orphan black</category><category>HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING STAGE HER OVERDOSE</category><category>EVERY DUDE IN SARAH'S LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL EXCEPT FELIS</category><category>AND RAJ WHERES RAJ</category></item><item><title>elementary spoilers: SHERLOCK META!!!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;you can&amp;#8217;t promise that.&amp;#8221; / &lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;and yet i have.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reasonably sherlock literally can&amp;#8217;t promise that she wont get hurt and like this is such a dick-in-an-action-movie move. but he does. and sherlock has this immense emotional life where like, the showrunner doherty described him primarily as HYPERSENSITIVE, not as a deduction brain attic machine; hypersensitive. he is so aware of everything because he takes so much of it in. so the way he has filtered this, as this dude who is especially now kind of essentially broken, is structured around logic, solutions and information. i think this partially leads to his expressions of sexism and grandstanding/inappropriateness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like in original acd canon, on some levels sherlock rejects emotionalism and feeling (because he is wonderfully empathetic, problems with casting that as a &amp;#8220;more human&amp;#8221; take on sherlock aside) as incompatible with logic. he projects these issues on women though he has that really big capacity for empathy and awareness of power/abuse; so u get shit like &amp;#8220;pillowy means to an end,&amp;#8221; &amp;#8220;eclipses the whole of her gender,&amp;#8221; etc. but the thing is that, and i think the &amp;#8220;hypersensitive&amp;#8221; thing confirms this, that elementary as a narrative sees through the false dichotomy of this. sherlock&amp;#8217;s greatest strength and talent comes from his sensitivity and his completely intact sense of morality even with all of the Dangerous Man window dressings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so when sherlock is not rational, that is really significant. he is making an essentially emotional promise to watson even if it makes no real sense and has no real consequence; what if some henchmen had come to their (our) home and joan hadn&amp;#8217;t followed sherlock? joan is right!! but he means it!!!!!! he also doesn&amp;#8217;t kill moran ultimately, i want to think, because it is morally wrong even though he can find it within his intellectual faculties to justify it as rational. he acts the way he does in that episode because he is feeling shit; he wants revenge, he can JUSTIFY this revenge to himself, and is haunted by his inability to make that particular call. he told watson knowing she could intervene, and ultimately wounded moran both just enough and impossibly non-fatally (watson commenting on this!) for a cover story, but still is left saying that he didn&amp;#8217;t know if it was the right choice at the end. oh honey. it&amp;#8217;s ok. dont be cry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IN CONCLUSION maybe possibly i am giving a cbs procedural too much credit wrt messages on gender, etc. communicated thru a sherlock holmes adaption. but everything about this episode really cemented these ideas for me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50072659787</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/50072659787</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 01:45:00 -0400</pubDate><category>elementary</category><category>elementary spoilers</category></item><item><title>DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8216;The Doctor admits to romantic feelings for Clara and they nearly kiss&amp;#8217;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8216;The Doctor admits to romantic feelings for Clara and they nearly kiss&amp;#8217;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8216;The Doctor admits to romantic feelings for Clara and they nearly kiss&amp;#8217;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8216;The Doctor admits to romantic feelings for Clara and they nearly kiss&amp;#8217;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;EXCEPT ITS A JEKYLL/HYDE EPISODE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49906110533</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49906110533</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 22:49:24 -0400</pubDate><category>WHY DO U RUNINDINGDFGKFNHKFDG</category><category>FGKHMFGHFGHNJ</category><category>!!!!!!!!!!!!!GMHHKJKFGHJ</category><category>DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS</category><category>TV: DOCTOR WHO</category></item><item><title>its just like words mean things man. u cant take a look at the concept of like &amp;#8220;fat...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;its just like words mean things man. u cant take a look at the concept of like &amp;#8220;fat shaming&amp;#8221; and decide oh SHAMED is how i feel when ppl tell me they are over slash fandom. THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49905293524</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49905293524</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 22:39:00 -0400</pubDate><category>the internet...................</category></item><item><title>omg the vector of ppl who have correct opinions about amy pond AND clara and clara/eleven...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;omg the vector of ppl who have correct opinions about amy pond AND clara and clara/eleven simultaneously&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;small&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49637469968</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49637469968</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 20:42:00 -0400</pubDate><category>like TINY</category><category>tv: doctor who</category><category>i like u but u sound dumb abt this</category><category>ITS ALMOST LIKE I CAN ENJOY SEVERAL THINGS AT ONCE</category></item><item><title>I HAD SERIOUS EMOTIONS ABOUT IRON MAN 3 IS THE PLOT TWIST</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like idk, i was pretty whelmed at the prospect of a third iron man movie like a month ago or w/e, but somehow i was DELIGHTED from like the first five seconds of im3 on. the first iron man movie made me have emotions about tony stark, who is not really my kind of male character if u just go by tropes i like and this one went hard with that, especially:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;he was having panic attacks?? acknowledging that he IS HAVING ANXIETY ISSUES, and then with the end credits scene, showing he is trying (in a weird tony stark way) to seek help bc it doesnt magically disappear? seeing a character having a panic attack and being aware of that outside a highly specific dramatic context is so SO SO weird but in an AMAZING WAY. mental wellness!! acknowledging reactions to trauma!!! in a MARVEL MOVIE!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i was surprised by how strong the story was on an emotional level and IT WAS MOSTLY ABOUT HOW GREAT PEPPER IS and how messed up tony is. like, even though the whole time i was thinking &amp;#8220;U SAW HER TAKE EXTREMIS, WEIRDO,&amp;#8221; i guess what needed to happen on that one level is that tony fought on without pepper, and then she saved him anyway. and WHAT DID HE SAY AT LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE? THAT SHE WAS ALL THAT WAS KEEPING HIM FROM FALLING APART? WOW. &lt;span&gt;there were just a lot of lovely little emotional ties like that!! them both thinking at different times that the other one was dead, and they are both delightfully proven wrong!!; tony not needing the suits once she saved him; NOT NEEDING THE SUITS = NO MORE ARC REACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really good really satisfying.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;remember when both the other movies played ooh scary overseas terrorism straight but in this movie freakin guy pearce in a plaid suit is behind everything AND ooh scary terrorism is a ruse. what the hell. so great&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;the ONLY THING i was Unhappy w/ was rebecca hall&amp;#8217;s (maya?) ultimate storyline. i was so excited bc when do two women in marvel movies to share that much screen time and they&amp;#8217;re on the same lvl and working together??? that happens in like thor! but then oops shes evil. OOPS. OOPS. screw u. but other than that jeez i loved a lot of it. EVEN THE PART WITH THE KID? YES, ITS LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49571220112</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49571220112</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 01:08:00 -0400</pubDate><category>movies: iron pepper</category><category>mental health talk</category></item><item><title>i definitely follow someone who tags joan/sherlock as &amp;#8220;brotp&amp;#8221;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i definitely follow someone who tags joan/sherlock as &amp;#8220;brotp&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49553808751</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49553808751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 21:06:39 -0400</pubDate><category>Wrong Turns in my Life</category></item><item><title>aeraspais replied to your post: someone in hannibal fandom wrote meta abt the fact&amp;#8230;
omg...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://aeraspais.tumblr.com/"&gt;aeraspais&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49533908730/someone-in-hannibal-fandom-wrote-meta-abt-the-fact"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49533908730/someone-in-hannibal-fandom-wrote-meta-abt-the-fact"&gt;someone in hannibal fandom wrote meta abt the fact&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;omg link.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://malcs.tumblr.com/post/49395762717/on-the-subject-of-hannibal-lecters-ties"&gt;&amp;#8220;So unless his tie ends mid-stomach under those fleece-waistcoat-suitcoats (INCONCEIVABLE), he’s got to be getting his ties custom-ordered.&amp;#8221;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49535068623</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49535068623</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 16:48:48 -0400</pubDate><category>EMBARRASSING AS HELL</category><category>aeraspais</category></item><item><title>someone in hannibal fandom wrote meta abt the fact that he wears a windsor knot w/ his tie its...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;someone in hannibal fandom wrote meta abt the fact that he wears a windsor knot w/ his tie its several paragraphs long&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49533908730</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49533908730</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 16:32:57 -0400</pubDate><category>mother fuckggkjER</category></item><item><title>i keep thinking about that episode of dr who like of the problems i had w/ it, two were...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i keep thinking about that episode of dr who like of the problems i had w/ it, two &lt;span&gt;were explained/not true&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;the doctor being A LOT wrt clara and the tardis self-destruct thing&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;implied doctor as doctor frankenstein, it was cute that clara said that, BUT WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;so as it happened i was like oh ok this episode isnt as bad as i was thinking. and i have read multiple Intentionally Messed-Up Fics where the doctor knowingly erases shit and at least the episode ACKNOWLEDGED it, u know. but then the way that should work is that the balance of power is somehow restored, i.e. clara remembers somehow (which u can do bc u are a sci fi show). so like ugh. w/e. why not a cozy tardis bottle episode, why cant i have nice things&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49050316685</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/49050316685</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:49:00 -0400</pubDate><category>tv: doctor who</category><category>not even touching on the bizarre/gross salvager plot</category><category>that belonged in like a whole episode to itself if u HAD TO do it</category><category>i really enjoyed parts of it so i guess overall its just underwhelming</category></item><item><title>posts that are &amp;#8220;i dont understand why people like [thing]&amp;#8221; can be hella annoying
i dont...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;posts that are &amp;#8220;i dont understand why people like [thing]&amp;#8221; can be hella annoying&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i dont understand why ppl like hannibal&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/48746572416</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/48746572416</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:49:49 -0400</pubDate><category>???????????????????????????????????????????????????</category><category>mysteries</category></item><item><title>YO DOCTOR WHO HASNT MADE ME AS HAPPY AS &amp;#8220;HIDE&amp;#8221; DID SINCE LEGIT S5. i was really into...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;YO DOCTOR WHO HASNT MADE ME AS HAPPY AS &amp;#8220;HIDE&amp;#8221; DID SINCE LEGIT S5. i was really into neil cross&amp;#8217;s first episode but this was like WOW.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;the dr interrupting a 70s ghost hunter/spy pulp novel&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the dr being in love w/ clara&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;clara using a chin metaphor when talking about obvious douchebags&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the dr&amp;#8217;s joy when clara came for him in the tardis, holy shit&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;its a love story. he had his hand on her shoulder. &amp;#8220;sorry.&amp;#8221;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the judgment wrt both the unnecessary mystery storyline AND the dr&amp;#8217;s behavior in &amp;#8220;isn&amp;#8217;t that enough?&amp;#8221; about clara. i don&amp;#8217;t have it in me to hope that that&amp;#8217;s an overall indication about her mystery but like wow.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/48550606902</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/48550606902</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>tv: doctor who</category><category>IM SO HAPPY</category></item><item><title>dr who spoilers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;THERE WAS A HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF JOKE!!! OH MAN, BAD WOLF!!!!!! CLARA BAD WOLF??????????????????????????????????????&amp;#8221; - fandom, already&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47906241379</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47906241379</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:53:16 -0400</pubDate><category>i dont have to look</category><category>i know</category><category>tv: doctor who</category></item><item><title>LMFAO CBS STRAIGHT-UP SYNOPSIS SPOILED THAT IRENE IS STILL ALIVE. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT OBVIOUS...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;LMFAO CBS STRAIGHT-UP SYNOPSIS SPOILED THAT IRENE IS STILL ALIVE. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT OBVIOUS @&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD FOR SOME REASON?????&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47795442597</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47795442597</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:40:27 -0400</pubDate><category>TV: ELEMENTARY</category><category>ELEMENTARY SPOILERS</category><category>AMAZING</category></item><item><title>"i just really love darcy and elizabeth’s FRIENDSHIP"</title><description>“i just really love darcy and elizabeth’s FRIENDSHIP”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;LITERALLY SOMEONE ON TUMBLR SOMEWHERE PROBABLY&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47675180399</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47675180399</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:16:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A THING ABT FANCASTING MORIARTY TO ME IS, hes like a classic overprivileged villain. like he is one...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A THING ABT FANCASTING MORIARTY TO ME IS, hes like a classic overprivileged villain. like he is one of the original upperclass career supervillains. so honestly if there is any canon character who should diverge little from his canon as a rando old white dude its him in terms of what he represents to me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47572531333</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47572531333</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 19:01:00 -0400</pubDate><category>tv: elementary</category><category>that said there are a lot of ppl who want hugh laurie. ur boring as hell</category></item><item><title>took 5 seconds for ppl to start making srs natalie dormer as irene graphix
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;took 5 seconds for ppl to start making srs natalie dormer as irene graphix&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/15aa9af99f52b8af83479af3eb84c9ba/tumblr_inline_ml0a2cy4tb1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47562494861</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47562494861</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:55:23 -0400</pubDate><category>tv: elementary</category><category>DO U KNOW HOW LONG WATSONS BEEN THERE</category><category>THE ANSWER IS 'THE WHOLE SHOW'</category><category>theres more irene/sherlock then there is readable joan/sherlock</category></item><item><title>i like hannibal but i think not in the way a lot of other ppl like hannibal. i felt this way about...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i like hannibal but i think not in the way a lot of other ppl like hannibal. i felt this way about les mis but this one is about cannibals&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47413790942</link><guid>http://lixstorm.tumblr.com/post/47413790942</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 20:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mayb les mis is also metaphorically abt cannibals</category></item></channel></rss>
